All of these Stories are True
Once when we were in the drug store, Julie was buying some makeup. When she came to the counter, I said to her in front of the man who was waiting on us: “You look good in makeup ever since the sex-change operation.” The man looked at Julie and said: “It must be fun.” Julie said: “It never ends.”
Once Brendan and I were in a men's clothing store and I asked the clerk if they had any shirts that were "extra medium." The clerk looked perplexed, and said "No, just medium." Brendan pretended he was not with me.
On another occasion, I was in a deli and I asked the girl at the counter if she could guarantee that the red-skin potato salad was made by authentic redskins. She was indignant and said "No, it’s made here."
On one occasion, we were in a shoe store and they said that if you bought a pair of shoes, you could buy a second pair of shoes for 1/2 off. I asked the clerk if I could buy only the second pair of shoes. She said "No, you have to buy the first pair first."
Nobody laughed.
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